Considering how to appear to do something about the pandemic, VP Pence ...

...drafted a memo to himself.

Obey my President.

Question: Are we going to call this the Jovirus or the Bernivirus?

Answer: Wait for SuperTuesday.

Obey my President.

Do not distribute test kits: no testing, no detecting, and no counting.

Memo to Barr: Research possibility of outlawing all voter registration and get-out-the-vote drives. It might draw crowds in public places that might infect Republicans.

Obey my President.

DO NOT ASK WHAT JESUS WOULD DO.