New UC President Janet Napolitano visits UC Merced

"Janet N Is Comin' To Town"

You better watch out 
You better not think 
You better not shout 
I'm telling you why 
Janet N is coming to town 
Janet N is coming to town 
Janet N is coming to town 

She's making a list, 
Checking it twice; 
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice. 
Janet N is coming to town
Janet N is coming to town 
Janet N is coming to town 

She sees you when you're sleeping 
She knows when you're awake 
She knows if you've been bad or good 
So be good for goodness sake 

With many wire taps and scads of big guns
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Janet N is coming to town 
Janet N is coming to town 
Janet N is coming to town 

She sees you when you're sleeping 
She knows when you're awake 
She knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake  

You better watch out 
You better not march 
You better not shout 
I'm telling you why 
Janet N is coming to town 
Janet N is coming to town 
Janet N is coming
Janet N is coming
Janet N is coming to town