After doing the math

After "doing the math" on Herman Cain's 9-9-9 tax program on his sister's kitchen table, the Dull-Witted Boy's Uncle Henry announced that he himself way now running for president.
"My program is simpler," the newest candidate for the 2012 presidential election said. "It will not require any math.
"I'm running on the platform: Ja! Ja! Ja!"