Loose CheeksPosted by Anonymous (not verified) on Saturday, 25 March 2006
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Loose Cheeks: Hot Tips
By Lucas Smithereen
Loose Cheeks Senior Editor
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Loose Cheeks’ intrepid reporter A.J. Gangle recently got his sticky fingers on a copy of the job description for UC Merced chancellor, the post Carol Tomlinson-Keasey left to write a book at state expense about the founding of the campus on the former municipal golf course.
UC Merced Chancellor Job Description