Considering how to appear to do something about the pandemic, VP Pence ...
Posted by Badlands Journa... on Thursday, 27 February 2020
...drafted a memo to himself.
Obey my President.
Question: Are we going to call this the Jovirus or the Bernivirus?
Answer: Wait for SuperTuesday.
Obey my President.
Do not distribute test kits: no testing, no detecting, and no counting.
Memo to Barr: Research possibility of outlawing all voter registration and get-out-the-vote drives. It might draw crowds in public places that might infect Republicans.
Obey my President.
DO NOT ASK WHAT JESUS WOULD DO.